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Top ten signs you work for IBM by David Letterman

      10 A picture named M2You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
      9 A picture named M3You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear shorts to work.
      8 A picture named M4You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
      7 A picture named M5You find you really need Freelance to explain what you do for a living.
      6 A picture named M6You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
      5 A picture named M7You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
      4 A picture named M8You know the people at faraway hotels better than your next-door neighbors.
      3 A picture named M9You ask your friends to "think outside the box" when making Friday night plans.
      2 A picture named M10You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.

      A picture named M11A picture named M12And, the number one sign you work for IBM...

1 A picture named M13You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.

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