10 You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
9 You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear shorts to work.
8 You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
7 You find you really need Freelance to explain what you do for a living.
6 You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
5 You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
4 You know the people at faraway hotels better than your next-door neighbors.
3 You ask your friends to "think outside the box" when making Friday night plans.
2 You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.

And, the number one sign you work for IBM...